Numero Uno

Hello world,
If you're wondering, I'm just as confused as you are. I guess I'm going to have a blog now. Get used to it, because you totally know you want to know more about me. Anyways, you probably want to know something exciting that I did today, which, sense I'm so blatantly awesome, I suppose I could share. Besides going to the ocean and finding some bone hammer thing, I went to the bathroom several times and listened to Natalie Portman's Shaved Head. At this very second (OH MY GOD!), I'm watching Reservoir Dogs. Be impressed.